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Bolshevork Party
The one and only commie organization for Orcs

Orc Creativity
Orcish poetry, songs, stories and funstuff

Orc Porn
The one and only site for erotic Orc photography


Noel's Feathered Crusades

Beneath Unwashed Robes
Being a Prophet: Noel's autobio­graphical novel


Mixed Tolkienophilia
Essays, comics, pictures and Java tools to praise Tolkien



Non-Tolkien Stuff
Mildly amusing stories and comics with one serious defect: they're not about Tolkien


Bqggz & Noel Elsewhere

TEUNC.org
All types of Tolkien news, parodies and roleplaying


County Hell/Hewwo
Bqggz' place in the virtual country Fredonia: Support the Revobluhtion!

FATS
Noel's employer and battleground: Fredonian Academy of Tolkien Studies


 
 
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Front cover

Prologue: Awakening
1: Discovery
2: Adolescence
3: Submergence
4: Preparation
5: Escalation
6: Recreation
7: Inflation
8: Prophetry
9: Preachery
10: Diary
11: Trial


A life for Tolkien, Truth and Total World Domination

Noel Q. Freiherr von Schneiffel, born Noeel Quickley, is one of the most colourful figures of contemporary history. He has been a streetlight vendor, underwater warrior, wandering prophet and finally the leader of a world religion. His autobiography retells the story of his rise and fall around the only constant in his life - his dedication to the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.

You can read the book online on this website, or
download it in PDF format (388 KB).

Front cover

"I have read this book and the author still lives." (M. Udunvagor, Oxfat, Fredonia)