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Orc Creativity
Orcish poetry, songs, stories and funstuff
Orcish poetry, songs, stories and funstuff
Poetry & Songs
Ballad of the Sorrowful Orc
Rather sad poem about how the orcs came to be
Milky Way
A Marching Song
Songs for after the seventh beer
Ballad of the Sorrowful OrcRather sad poem about how the orcs came to be
Milky WayA Marching SongSongs for after the seventh beer
Comics & Funstuff
Return of the Tolkien
What if Tolkien would return in our days? A comic
The One Coffee
One Rings are so last age
A really bad pun
[Don't click here. --Noel]
Return of the TolkienWhat if Tolkien would return in our days? A comic
The One CoffeeOne Rings are so last age
A really bad pun[Don't click here. --Noel]
The One Coffee
It's nice to have a One Ring that helps you rule the world, but it won't help you getting up in the morning. This weakness is overcome now by the newest achievement in ringcrafting, the first One Ring that consists entirely of coffee.
Believe me, for an orc who is all thumbs, it wasn't easy getting liquid coffee into this shape.
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Warning: Drinking the One Coffee may make your stomach invisible.