Bqggz' Featured Campaigns

Bolshevork Party
The one and only commie organization for Orcs

Orc Creativity
Orcish poetry, songs, stories and funstuff

Orc Porn
The one and only site for erotic Orc photography


Noel's Feathered Crusades

Beneath Unwashed Robes
Being a Prophet: Noel's autobio­graphical novel


Mixed Tolkienophilia
Essays, comics, pictures and Java tools to praise Tolkien



Non-Tolkien Stuff
Mildly amusing stories and comics with one serious defect: they're not about Tolkien


Bqggz & Noel Elsewhere

TEUNC.org
All types of Tolkien news, parodies and roleplaying


County Hell/Hewwo
Bqggz' place in the virtual country Fredonia: Support the Revobluhtion!

FATS
Noel's employer and battleground: Fredonian Academy of Tolkien Studies


 
 
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Poetry & Songs

Ballad of the Sorrowful Orc
Rather sad poem about how the orcs came to be

Milky Way
A Marching Song
Songs for after the seventh beer

Stories

Last Stone Seeing
An Orcish janitor has to save the world

Comics & Funstuff

Return of the Tolkien
What if Tolkien would return in our days? A comic

The One Coffee
One Rings are so last age

A really bad pun
[Don't click here. --Noel]

Return of the Tolkien

A TEUNC / A.F.T. comic

© Bqggz 2003

This is the slightly edited and polished Director's Cut, created 2009, also featuring one previously unpublished Bonus Panel.

To print or save this comic, you can
download a PDF version.